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President Donald Trump's Daily Correspondence

This is definitely, totally, absolutely, the President's real mail. One hundred percent.

PURE IMAGINATION

SOCIAL MEDIA SAVVY

JINGLE BELLS

Hallmark's Coming Christmas Movies Ranked In Order of Dashed Holiday Hopes

It's all you want for the holidays: an unlikely romance with a simpleton, the unrealistic kindness of strangers, at least one blonde actress.

SWEET DREAMS

8 Crazy Sleep Stories That Will Make You Glad You Can't Sleep

Sometimes while sleeping, one's true artistic self can come out. Sometimes you end up eating a frozen bagel.

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THIS ISN'T FAKE

How to Kellyanne (Conway) Your Way Out of Anything

It's not a lie, it's an alternative fact.

ASTROLOGICALLY SPEAKING

Your April Horoscopes Are Here. It's Spring! Everyone Has Hayfever!

Take inspiration from Aretha this month. Do not allow yourself to be submerged. Walk on water.

SCIENCE

"How to Tell My Cats Our Love Isn't Quite Mutual"

"I don't love anything as much as I love food."

BRUSH BRUSH BRUSH

'I Have a New Mom and She Really Cares About My Oral Health'

"Good morning! Do you have plans this weekend? Whatever you do, don't forget to brush!"

PURE JOY

Babies Treating Themselves Is Still the Best Thing on the Internet Ever

After a long day of being a baby—sleeping, eat, pooping, etc.— one can end up feeling very stressed.

GINGER NATION

8 (Unbelievably) True Facts About Redheads

Are gingers vampires-to-be? Ancient Greeks thought so.

TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

'Help! I Tried the Dances Science Says are Sexiest and Now I’m Too Sexy'

"My boyfriend told me not to do that out in public. He must be scared I'm going to get stolen away from him."

SO MANY COLORS

This Is a Thing: Unicorn Food Is the New Pumpkin Spice…or Something

Got a cavity yet?

OWN IT

The Uncensored Diary of a Woman Who Just Discovered She's a 'Basic Bitch'

8:16 a.m.: Scroll Instagram. Several "influencers" later, feel deeply ashamed and inadequate. Decide to go to gym. Today is a new day. This is the new you.

PAWS-ITIVELY TALENTED

Meet the Dog Who Paints Better Than Any of Us

Abstract art—or pretty colors smushed together by a cute dog? You be the judge.

FLY EVERYWHERE

"Best Job on the Planet" Sounds Like a Pretty Legitimate Description Here

Do you like luxury? Well then, congratulations, you may be uniquely qualified for what is being called the "best job on the planet".

SO CLOSE

Calling It: Our New Favorite 'Wheel of Fortune' Fail Ever

Seriously, how do you mess this up?